holy #$%^ everybody should read this
[For the full display experience this should be done on a wide monitor]
Okay, so that just happened. You are now inside the home. You notice how delightfully and eclectically decorated it is. You mutter aloud about how you're jealous and wish your apartment was as adorable and quirky as this one. You're particularly taken with the goth taj mahal and totally gram-able vintage sofa.
You don't notice the half-dead plants. You don't notice them!
Squid immediately approaches you and mews, rubbing against your ankles and demanding pets, intent to continue the charade of friend-cat... at least for now.