holy #$%^ everybody should read this
As you tumble, you frantically grasp at a nearby box. It fails to save you and topples off the dresser. The lid falls off and photographs of cats begin to flutter around you as you plummet to the floor.
You lie there, dazed. Is this the end? As your vision begins to darken, and Squid begins to nibble on your extremities, at least you can take solace in the fact you're surrounded by images of Vox. Apparently this is all Dan ever takes pictures of...
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