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As if in a horror film jump scare, a shape turns and awkwardly gallops from the shadows - sinking fangs into your ankle. The curtain has been pulled, the veneer fades, and you now know the true Squid!Â
Squid Vicious.
A sharp stab of pain jolts through your leg.
You wonder aloud what the hell is wrong with this cat, both bewildered and impressed by just how waka-flocka-hard-in-the-paint he insists on going when it comes to limb violence.