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You awake, unsure of how much time has passed. Mere inches from your face is Squid, his bloodlust slaked for the time being.
He speaks (have you ever seen The Witch?). He regales you with tales of other brave adventurous intruders that he has bested.
You wonder what he means... the wound on your ankle begins to tingle. The tingle turns into a searing burn.
Squid locks eyes with you. You know what happens next...
... Squid pulls out his wallet and begins to show you pictures of Vox, but strangely he's in all of them. Perhaps he wants you to comment on his photogenic presence.
You remark on his luxurious coat and how impressive his protection of Vox is... but to no avail.
The pain in your ankle steadily grows.
Look what you did. This is the bad endingÂ
(Ending 2 of 2)
See, this is what happens when you try to trick a choose your own adventure prompt.